Dear Malcolm,
This may be the only time in your life that you can have a mohawk and it will be considered awesome instead of stupid. Enjoy it now. I would totally get the same haircut if I wouldn't get fired from my job (and possibly divorced). Your daddy isn't thrilled with the new "do," but he needs to learn to lighten up. That may be the next phrase I teach you; "lighten up, Daddy." That will go over about as well as the haircut did.
Love you, my little rebel!
PS- When you grow up and wonder why all your childhood pictures are taken in the kitchen, it's because the light everywhere else in this house sucks.