Rockstar!

Dear Malcolm,

This may be the only time in your life that you can have a mohawk and it will be considered awesome instead of stupid.  Enjoy it now.  I would totally get the same haircut if I wouldn't get fired from my job (and possibly divorced).  Your daddy isn't thrilled with the new "do," but he needs to learn to lighten up.  That may be the next phrase I teach you; "lighten up, Daddy."  That will go over about as well as the haircut did.  

Love you, my little rebel!

PS- When you grow up and wonder why all your childhood pictures are taken in the kitchen, it's because the light everywhere else in this house sucks.